MoralLibertarian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Legalize it]

That was a stoner's argument

How about the ability to regulate it? It could be profitable and could stimulate the economy. How old are you? You know that if you're under 18, and they legalized marijuana, it would be harder to get it.

Anyway, horrid animation, terrible all around. Even though the song is marginally cool. A slideshow of lyric, and two pictures of a hemp leave, do not a flash movie make.

[Sleep now in the fire]

THis is crap

Although, the little animation you did was cool. But I have this CD, I don't need to watch a shitty repetitious flash animation to hear the song.

[home less]

Let's pretend we're deep.

The life of a bum is depressing. I feel for him. But I feel no pain in giving this poorly animated atrocity a 0.

The only piece of animation are words. And a poorly drawn bum. You really went all out by making his head a huge oval in paint. And that was a really dramatic hanging.

This movie makes me want to hang myself, and not due to extreme emotion either.

[Vader vs Pongo!]

I really enjoy claymation.

This was good work. I can't even really complain about the length, even though it was short, because I know how long it takes. It's really annoying. Anywhoo, make more, and make longer. Make a story.

[B]

A perfect 10.

I remember back when I had narrowband, I would rate this movie 5 just because it was the only stinking movie on NG I could get to load. It still remains as one of the best examples of economy of space in the Portal. It's unmatched.

The originality is impeccable. I can't even say anymore, so I'm not going to.

But I will. This movie while not the greatest ever, started a legacy, that has resulted in some of the best flash in the portal. Albeit, some of the worst to, but still, it was all started because of this movie. I'm going to go cry...

[B+]

The Effort is nice

I think people should understand though, that B is one and only. It cannot and should not be remade. The reason it is so great is because it launched a huge legacy of flash, that would never have existed, were it not for the first, and best ever.

One great thing SBC had was economy. See how big your file is? about a megabyte, yet the original was less than a kb. It is so genius. I wish I thought of it. I think I'm going to review it right now.

Davidus responds:

I certainly did not mean to take its place. I made a mere tribute to its brilliance. I did the same with B Spectrum, and B, This is your Life...

[All Your Oil]

That was dumb.

You took the Zero Wing Remix and you didn't even change it. I don't think there was a point. There were just pictures of random RPGs, Zero Wing, Megaman, grafiti? What about oil? Oh well. Your point would have been stupid anyway.

Palagoon responds:

I'm sorry we named it All Your Oil. Apparently you morons aren't politically intelligent enough to understand why we named it that. THE MOVIE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH OIL! GET OVER IT!

-Davidus

[The Secret Speech]

Well animated garbage

It's garbage, but wonderfully animated and excellent acted garbage. The statement is ridiculous and has no ground, and I don't have a sense of humor for garbage, but it's good that you animated it so well.

pyropymp responds:

I thought I would've been obvious that this was completely fabricated.

[Gulf War 2]

Hmm...

I'm not quite sure why this movie is doing poorly. I thought it was decent. I hope it's saved.

I thought it was creative how you incorporated events into a boardgame/risk style game. And this movie brings the point across that there are going to be some huge problems now that the war is over. But the US wouldn't make those same assinine mistakes, like handpicking the future leader. It will be an election by the people, or something to that effect.

Anyway, besides some ridiculous predictions, this is a decent piece of flash, and it definitely deserves to be saved.

[Resident Koopa: Bowser]

Did I miss something?

I don't even find it funny. It was okay, and you edited some sprites which is a step above the norm, but I don't get it. I've played both games too, and it still wasn't funny.