MoralLibertarian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Random Violence]

I give frame-by-frame animation

a high FIVEn.

I gave it a five, because the animation was sweet and sexy, like a virginberry. However, now that you have proved to the viewers of Newgrounds that you have some mad flash skillz, why not intrigue us with an involving gripping narrative and a unique artistic style? Yes, that would be swell.

Also, I'm only reviewing this review on the sole basis that I think you are going to respond to this review. Basically, it is the equivalent of being an ugly girl on a date. The only reason she's on a date is because she is expected to put out. Maybe when you become a hardcore bigshot flash artist who works steps a and b above you won't have to write responses to reviews, but right now, you do. You are required to by law.

Overall, I loved your movie. I liked Adolfality.

simon-himself responds:

well if its my duty... thanks for the review. First review that has made me laugh :) i am going to make a longer more story based flash in the coming weeks... coming up with a decent plot is the hardest part though.

Thanks again for ur input.

[Pube Comedy]

What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?

Sorry, but you missed two major things in almost every pube muppit episode, and you didn't replace them with anything better. You missed.

1) What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?

and a second person. Pube muppit has to interact with a specific person, or else it's ghey.

Sorry, but we don't have fivens for you.

Oh wait, I found the fiven, I stuck it up my ass.

Coleslaw-clock responds:

Well, 1st of all, I got sick of that old stuff...it wasn't really funny anymore....I wanted to make a different one,doesn't matter how the olders ones are...it's up to me what I make.. =D

[Strawberry's Computer]

I was thinking about how awesomely great you were

and then I go into the portal and see this brand new masterpiece. Gosh, you're the greatest clock ever. You're up their with my other favorites, Pillow and Liquor. Do you really think Strawberry Clock sucks in real life, or is that just a joke?

TurdClock responds:

of course it's just a joke! I LOVE STRAWBERRY CLOCK WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!

[Nuts To You : Foamy The Squirrel]

Great episode...

but is it just me, or are the squirrels a little too difficult to tell apart? I initially had some problems telling the voices of the squirrels apart, that was the main problem. Beautiful art, great story, and allaround a great episode. I hope this is going to be the beginning of a series of really great movies by you.

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

Good job.

This was a pretty good flash movie, and you do an awesome job of using, and even making your own unique sprites. Great background effects. For the most part, you did a great job.

One main problem: making the goombas/various monsters bleed kind of ruins the whole old-school Mario feel that I watch sprite movies for. I love violence and all, but it really takes away from the traditional nonviolent Mario.

I guess most people consider it a new twist, but it bugged me. Good work nonetheless.

[num1000 512kb cache mix]

That was a truly awesome piece.

I really enjoyed your video. On anyother day it would have been daily feature, and you definitely would havee deserved it. Awesome, body-shaking video.

512kb responds:

Well there's always Weekly Users choice *crosses fingers*

[Blob #1]

This should have a way better score.

This simple, stylish piece of flash went very well to the music, and was just fun to watch. It actually held my attention. Can you believe it? I usually like to have a little color when I watch movies, but I think that color would have hurt this one. Great job.

[Mario Brothers - Part II]

Ahh...I like.

I usually hate sprite movies for their lack of creativity, but this movie, as well as the first part prove that sprites can be put to good use and look excellent. While you didn't make your own art, it's still a very stylish animation, complete with mood-setting music and dynamic camera shifts. Definitely more fun than watching someone else play a video game.

[Whatever!]

This flash rocked.

Why are you so awesome PillowClock? You're my hero of the clocks. Why can't everyone be so cool like you? Why was this movie so awesome? It was just so awesome. I can't believe how great it was. I love that song. Da Dicintus is in this movie! It's so awesome! Wow. I'm so happy.

[Retarded Animal Babies 5]

Good show.

I love this movie. This is the one series on Newgrounds that I'm absolutely certain I'll enjoy. Other than the Madness Series, that's a good one too.

The pacing of this movie was a little slower than the others, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing. And you still have yet to beat the level of hilariousness that RAB 3 made it to. But still, a 10 is a 10, your animation skills are topnotch, but unlike many great animators, you are consistently funny and have a talent for voices and dialogue as well.

Good work once again. Oh,and I found all the easter eggs.